I was told this by one of my university’s police officers
I feel like we need drills for this. It’s almost impossible to think in this situations unless it becomes an automatic response
hell my campus needs them most of all, i live in colorado.
We were told, if anyone ever comes into your store with a gun, DO WHATEVER THEY FUCKING WELL SAY TO DO. DO NOT TRY TO BE A HERO.
I suppose my bosses were thinking more of robbers though, not gunmen on shooting sprees…
yeah, guys who run onto school campuses with a gun want to kill people. they don’t want money or anything, they want death. so yeah, best attack them all at once and try to stop it!
songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
Just look at Jenny’s face when he start to sing
quick, someone who has never seen ouran high school host club, explain what’s happening in this screencap
my guess is that two super rad twins bullied some poor boy into being their maid but forgot he was there when they brought their ultra gay friend over
pretty close, actually
william shatner tweets every day about food. every single day he tells you what food is being celebrated on that day
leonard nimoy signs all his tweets with LLAP and offered to be our honorary grandfather
george takei loves memes, starts memes, completes memes, and oh yeah, stands up for social justice
nichelle nichols was the valentine of anyone who didn’t have one this year
best cast. best. freaking. cast.
it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better
L O V E
Thank you for your two wasted hours… I needed this!
Don’t you love how reporters love to forget what their jobs are and like to attempt to put things in people’s mouths?
Sometimes I just sit back and think
'Wow. I know people in Sweden and Australia and Germany and Brazil. I am friends with people halfway across the world from me, in different hemispheres, in different countries and from different cultures than my own. I am friends with people who I may never see face to face because the distance to travel is so fucking far and If we didn't have computers and the internet I may never have met them.”
The internet is fucking beautiful
A friendly reminder that this guy
and this guy
were born only one year apart
I NEED TO GO RETHINK MY LIFE
Also this guy
is 8 years younger than this guy
are only 9 days apart in age
“The only thing disconcerting about him was his inability to answer the door wearing anything more than a towel”
#TowelBrigade - ASSEMBLE!