Cougar apparently goes to my university.
I’m sorry I couldn’t figure out how to reblog this?? (The reblog button would not appear D:)
but I saw this and was immediately struck by how much this guy looks like how I think bby Carlos woulda looked. *spaz*
Had to bring this over. It’s a little shaky, but here’s the Crimson Peak booth from Comic-Con. Guillermo del Toro answering the questions. Looks hella creepy and I can’t wait.Reblogging this forlaterovariesbecause she absolutely does not want to see this this early. No Tom, but enough to get you sufficiently creeped for now. Tagging all I can remember… if I’ve missed anyone, tag away ladies.catedevalois smittentomkitten tarrysmith britishmenaredestroyingmylife tomslegsarekillingmeslowly hiddlesherethereeverywhere clojury ophelia-tagloff sherekahnsgirl annamariaesergren mytomhiddlestonpage mrs-fassy-hiddlebender kgm42986et al
I TAKE IT BACK I AINT WATCHING THIS MOVIE ALONE SOMEONE ACCOMPANY ME
I NEED THIS FUCKING MOVIE LIKE I NEED AIR
(not my gif)
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
tHIS MAKES ME SO SAD OH GOD
so they wake up and they’re in the mansion, which is the first indicator that something’s wrong bc the mansion got blown the fuck up ages ago, and tony tries to access extremis to tell people something’s up before realizing fuck he doesn’t have extremis
and they both look in their separate mirrors and go ‘well fuck’
steve comes downstairs first, sees everyone looking young and sees people that aren’t alive where he’s from, and says something along the lines of ‘hey guys it seems i’ve been sent back in time or some shit’ and everyones like um what
tony comes down later and does the same speech and they’re like oh yeah the same thing’s happened to steve and they look at each other and they both look so damn young and their expressions don’t match their faces bc they’re so tired and worn down
the team all look at each other and go ‘uhh did something happen in the future? u guys look kinda- weird’
and steve goes ‘something happened, yes,’ and then doesn’t say anything else about it and no-one asks again until later and the team get it from both sides and are sad about it bc steve and tony look so unhappy now, steve looks so resigned when he looks at tony, like he’s angry but goddamn it he’s so tired of it by now
and tony- fuck, tony looks half dead most of the time, barely fucking functioning, and he hardly even looks at steve bc when he does it looks painful
as they try to find the science/magic to get them back into their bodies in their own time, they both realize they’re considering- just staying here, in this time, in these bodies
'wouldn't it be better,' tony asks steve when he gets confronted about it. 'we could save people, steve, fix everything, we could stop things from happening-'
'we could also make things a hundred times worse,' steve points out, and they get into an argument and there's screaming and the team is like WHOA bc they've seen them have a screaming argument before but never like this, this shit is full of repressed feelings and anger that's been building up for years, resentment and betrayal and guilt
eventually jan sidles up to tony and is like ‘soooo u never got rid of that pesky crush on steve huh’ and tony’s like ‘…no’ bc he always knew jan knew about that on some level. and jan’s like ‘well u guys really fouled things up in the future, i just think it’s sad u two didn’t talk it out.’
'i tried,' tony tells her. 'i tried everything, jan, nothing worked.'
jan sighs really loud and goes, ‘ok look, i think you BOTH screwed up here. you did some shit, steve did some shit, but the main thing is you need to TALK IT OUT bc otherwise it’ll just continue like this forever, and we can’t live in a mansion where our leaders can hardly function together. and tony?’
'steve wouldn't get so angry at you if he didn't love you a hell of a lot,' jan says, and tony barely holds back a flinch.
so they talk. it takes a while and a lot of team members dropping hints, but they talk, and they agree that neither of them are allowed to storm out.
more yelling happens, which then gets restrained down to careful talking. then yelling again. one of them attempts to storm out, the other one reminds them they agreed not to, and more yelling again, but they agree they can try to be- friends. they can do that, for the team.
they’re still thinking on whether or not they should even get back to their own time, and there’s more arguing and talking and everything is like stepping on eggshells and steve doesn’t want tony to get extremis and tony wants to get extremis and steve’s like ‘it made u less human tony’ and tonys like ‘but it SAVED PEOPLE steve it made me BETTER’ and then more arguing bc it seems they cant go three days without it
after about six months and a lot of thinking steve’s like ‘i think i can forgive u now’ and tony maybe breaks down a bit and steve holds him and tony apologizes so much afterwards for crying
their friendship gets better after that, still cautious, but a lot better than it used to be even though they’re both really damaged and sifting through their own personal shit and they both just have a lot of FEELINGS ok
finally one of the avengers snap and go to steve, ‘you know tony’s been in love with you this entire time, right, like even when he was living this in real time, he’s loved you for like over ten years where u came from,’ and steve’s like wHAT
he thinks on it for a day or two and then CONFRONTATION and their friendship is tentative at best so steve treads lightly, but their relationship has always been rly intense and they have so much baggage and he doesn’t know a casual way of saying ‘have u been in love with me for over a decade and forgot to mention it to me’ so he just blurts it out and tony goes pale and then shuts down and steve’s like ‘it’s ok, i think- i think me too’ and then YELLING and KISSING and SEX WITH INTENSE EYE CONTACT
they give up on getting back to their time, because their time is SCREWED and if they stay here then maybe they can fix shit and they might as well do it together.
"how are you single?"
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”
IM SO JEALOUS BUT SERIOUSLY HAVE A GREAT TIME BBY YOU STEAL YOURSELF AN AVENGER OKAY?
I honestly laughed really hard at this